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VITALIK
GARAN
I connect systems that don't talk to each other — technical, human, or both. 10 years shipping complex programs across AI/ML, IoT, and hardware. Builder first. Program manager by method, not identity.
50.1109° N, 8.6821° E — Frankfurt am Main
AI SYSTEMS — TECHNICAL PROGRAMS — ML PIPELINES — HARDWARE R&D — IoT — SENSOR RESEARCH — LLM INTEGRATION — MCP ARCHITECTURE — AGENT SYSTEMS — CROSS-FUNCTIONAL LEADERSHIP — ‑1→1 — BUILDER NOT A FUNCTION — AI SYSTEMS — TECHNICAL PROGRAMS — ML PIPELINES — HARDWARE R&D — IoT — SENSOR RESEARCH — LLM INTEGRATION — MCP ARCHITECTURE — AGENT SYSTEMS — CROSS-FUNCTIONAL LEADERSHIP — ‑1→1 — BUILDER NOT A FUNCTION —
001 / STORY

My brain works like a browser with 40 tabs open. I know a lot about a lot of things, and I'm not deep in any single one. That used to feel like a weakness. It isn't. It's the whole point of me.

I didn't know how to build AI systems a year ago. Now it's most of what I do. That's not impressive — that's just how I learn.

What I actually do is take a service here, an integration there, a Slack feature nobody noticed, a Jira hook no one bothered to set up — and make them talk to each other. It's not work. It's exploration. I came to every company to be a one-person army. Build stuff. Adapt. Overcome. Never be a function.

002 / SHIPPED
Wolt (DoorDash) 2024 — 2025
Technical Program Manager

Built an AI-powered TPM intelligence system from scratch. 6 AI models integrated with 4 enterprise APIs. Turned hours of manual status collection into single-prompt program synthesis. Nobody asked me to build it. I just did.

6 AI + 4 APIs
Amazon — Alexa AGI 2022 — 2024
TPM, ML & Speech Recognition

Ran ASR training pipelines across French and Italian locales. Got researchers who want to experiment and engineers who need to ship into alignment. 3 continents. Cut release SLA from multi-day to 1 business day.

3 CONTINENTS → 1 DAY
Amazon — Ring 2018 — 2022
TPM, Sensor Research & Hardware R&D

Ring Ultra radar camera. Sensor research to mass production. 10+ teams, 5 countries, 4 years. ML + hardware + firmware + software. Shipped Motion Settings 2.0 to 40M+ devices. Managed full platform rollback after accidental global deploy. The response was the measure.

800K → 2M UNITS
CloudMade 2017 — 2018
Fleet & Field Program Manager

5 modded VW demo cars. Reverse-engineered CANBUS. Real sensor data. 200+ live demo drives. Sales engagement up 5x. Several $1M+ contracts directly attributed.

5X SALES
003 / BELIEFS
01
No framework will save you.

Not SAFe, not OKRs, not sprint ceremonies, not your beautifully maintained Confluence. These are useful tools, not religions. Apply what works right now. Kill what doesn't.

02
AI breaks things and fixes things.

I've seen CS chatbots send people into death loops with fake compassion. I also know what AI fixes: the menial work burning everyone out. Status gathering, ticket routing, alignment theater. Automate that.

03
You can't debug a system that won't send errors.

Silence is feedback. The hardest environment isn't the one that tells you you're wrong. It's the one that doesn't respond at all.

04
Values aren't a nice-to-have.

Data sovereignty. Human rights. Building things that make the world slightly less broken. Not an aesthetic preference. A hard constraint on where I'll put my energy.

004 / LOOKING FOR

I flourish in ‑1→1. Give me something broken (‑1) or undefined and I'll find a way through it.

Technical
Program / Product
Manager
cross-functional, AI-forward
Product Engineer
build, ship, iterate
AI Program Lead
systems + strategy
DevRel
connect, explain, build
Founding Builder
0 → 1, full ownership
Available Now
Frankfurt / Remote
005 / REACH OUT

I respond to real conversations, not templated recruiter outreach.